SLAPPERS ONLY! // ACCESS TERMINAL
> RESTRICTED TRANSMISSION
> ENTER PASSCODE
> ACCESS DENIED
PRIVATE PREVIEW — WORK IN PROGRESS
> SLAPPERS ONLY! // LIVE TRANSMISSION SYSTEM
> LOADING DRUM MACHINES........... OK
> CALIBRATING TOP-SHELF BASS...... OK
> PRODUCTION ENGINE............... 100%
> STANK FACE PROTOCOL ENGAGED
> SIGNAL ONLINE
// SPACE FUNK // OAKLAND, CA //

Realtime studio-grade production brought to the live stage by a 5-piece collective of jazz musicians and audio engineers. Brand new material every set.

5-PIECE OUTFIT // HOUSE · SOUL · JUNGLE · BAY AREA FUNK // SIGNAL STRONG
SLAPPERS ONLY! — full band, Oakland CA REC // FULL TRANSMISSION // OAKLAND CA
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ABOUT THE BAND

SLAPPERS ONLY!

SLAPPERS ONLY! is a ground-breaking 5-piece musical experience from Oakland, CA bringing spontaneous composition to the live stage. You'll hear deep influences from the worlds of House, Soul, Jungle, and Bay Area funk, following in the footsteps of envelope-pushing artists such as LCD Soundsystem, Brainfeeder, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Madlib. Approaching EDM with an ethos of jazz improvisation, the group synthesizes a union that is as freakish as it is CONTAGIOUS.

Founded by producer and saxophonist Madison Bohrer (Bohrer Brothers Trio, Super Soul Bros, WHIRL'D, Latin Heat) with a single intention: curating the highest grade TOP-SHELF BASS and wild improv scientifically engineered to induce a stank face. Every performance is 100% improvised, 100% unique, and 100% SLAPS.

The group is a close-knit collective of experienced professional jazz musicians with audio-engineering backgrounds, DoorDashing high-level musicality and IMPECCABLE TASTE to a party full of slamming live-programmed drum machines and huge soundscapes. The slaps keep you on your feet — but the unpredictable electricity of being RAPTURED into a full exploration journey through the cosmos keeps you on your toes.

SLAPPERS ONLY! band portrait
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THE SOUND

GENRES // INFLUENCES
// GENRES
HOUSE SOUL JUNGLE BAY AREA FUNK JAZZ IMPROVISATION EDM
// INFLUENCES
BRAINFEEDER MADLIB LCD SOUNDSYSTEM MEDESKI MARTIN AND WOOD
// PAYLOAD
DISCIPLINED GROOVES HUGE SOUNDSCAPES THICK BASS REALTIME COMPOSITION AND PRODUCTION
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THE COLLECTIVE

5 OPERATORS
PHOTO ↔ NAME PAIRING — CONFIRMED 2026-06-10
OP_01 Madison Bohrer
MADISON BOHRER
SAX / DRUM MACHINE / PROD
OP_02 Colin — Slappers Only
COLIN MCCUEN
BASS
OP_03 Julian — Slappers Only
JULIAN LOPEZ
KEYS / SYNTHS
OP_04 Simon — Slappers Only
SIMONOTO
GUITAR / DJ / VOX
OP_05 Clay — Slappers Only
CLAY XAVIER
KEYS / DJ / VOX
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LIVE TRANSMISSIONS

LISTEN + WATCH
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STAGE CONFIG

TECH + FOH PATCH
// SELF-CONTAINED STAGE

SLAPPERS ONLY! run a fully self-contained stage — the band travels with a Mackie DL32S digital console and a complete in-ear monitor rig. The house only handles front-of-house balance and EQ.

> FULL STAGE PLOT + TECH RIDER (PDF)
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OPEN CHANNEL

BOOKING + PRESS
HIT US UP!
BASE:OAKLAND, CA IG:@slappers_only_ MGMT:Madison Bohrer
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END TRANSMISSION

SIGNAL OUT
// 100% IMPROVISED // 100% UNIQUE // 100% SLAPS //